Hmm, been thinking about this - what do you think about:
* 7 gal plastic pot, full of tons of drainage/air holes (already have such a pot)
* Heavy sand at the bottom, mix of light gravel, soil, perlite, and vermiculite above it
* Plant planted off-center
* At the center of the pot running vertical is a piece of 3" PVC with a 2x2 inside of it, the 2x2 surrounded by sand, PVC capped on the bottom. PVC extends a couple inches above the soil; it's only there to keep the post dry.. 2x2 extends 3 1/2 feet above the soil; combined with the 1 1/2 foot height of the pot, that's five feet of dangle room for the fruiting arms.
* 2x2 post is guyed at the top to the rim of the pot to help keep it vertical.
* Plant tied loosely at regular intervals to the post.
* No additional supports for the plant at the top of the post - it just terminates (are side supports at the top really needed?)
* No protection for the 2x2 from the rootlets (just hoping that they don't do too much damage... they're not to bad, are they?)
Think that sounds reasonable?