Jonah, have you had kei apple? Interested to see how it tastes.
I've tried Kei Apple from a huge fruiting bush in So. Cal and the fruit was mildly sweet , kinda sour, not strong overtones of apricot . Tastes like its own thing that is not that exciting for me. Nice juicy flesh and texture, small seed. I could see how it would be a good jam/marmalade/chutney . Ive had about 20 fruits and I can see how it could grow on you , especially in combination with other fruits. The bush I was picking was 10-12 ft wide on all sides and the fruit was more in the middle , so bleeding was mandatory when your picking. I still can't wrap my head around why this bush was planted in the middle of the orchard and not on the perimeter .
This plants main benefit to humanity appears to be containing cattle and keeping out lions. I have some 3 year old seedlings that have been rather slow growing , the thorns get gnarlier with age, do not bend or give. I would be curious to know all the uses of this plant in traditional African food, medicine, and warfare.