Truly bad:
Amala: Phyllanthus emblica; if I had to pick between dying of scurvy and eating amala, I might just pick death. Out of all the fruits I've put into my mouth amala is definitely the worst. Unpleasant, disgusting, bitter, sour, astringent... I could not even manage to eat a whole fruit, I gave up after just one bite.
Love to hate:
bananas: I do actually eat bananas in the US but typically when I do my wife will say "You must really be hungry" because she knows I have little respect for that fruit. It isn't truly bad, just horribly dull. In the tropics a decent banana can be ok, but the ones that are imported and sold in supermarkets in the mainland US are barely worth eating.
tabbydan,
Amla is grown to be used in Ayurvedic preparations. Usually dried and grounded to powder. It is never meant to be eaten fresh. Knowing how horrific those medicines taste where Amla is major ingredient, I passed on my chance to taste fresh Amla

ps. I'm with you on bananas. To me it is almost starvation food. Only when hungry, and nothing else is around

However, one banana variety I'm dying to taste. Borneo hairy banana. Suppose to taste like mix of banana and kiwi, and the flesh is juicy! Anyone had it?