Natural Green Thumb - you are delusional. The durian you describe from the market is not a good comparison to make. As a matter of fact, it's a poor comparison. That fruit has been picked underripe, irradiated if from Thailand, and frozen for who knows how long. If you were to try a ripe, fresh quality durian, tasted wigh an open mind, I can bet you would think different.
I wont even comment with respect to fejoia is Queen.