This is normal. You need to let it ripen on the counter first, once it's slightly wrinkled and purple it's perfect. Enjoy
Can do. I was actually just talking to my wife about the fact that they are always wrinkly in the store/produce market. I wasn't sure if this was the preferred state or the byproduct of early picking/forced ripening/long distance shipping/etc.
How long have they been on the vine? If its been long enough, they should be ripe. You can let them wrinkle a bit on the counter
I neglected to mark the exact time of flowering/pollination, but I did some math and they seem to have been on the vine for the correct amount of time (assuming the internet has given me a good estimate for comparison).
I think it is the heat and age of the vine.
The vine is definitely young, though it's gone from a scraggly 4x1ft to a bushy 8x8ft this year, so not too small now. It's also been hot recently, but the vine is in the single spot in my yard which gets sun between sunrise and ~1-2pm, so it's got some reprieve during the hottest part of the day.
All in all, it sounds like there isn't much to worry about here. I've started marking the "drop dates" of each passion fruit so the wife and I can experiment with different durations of tabletop ripening.
Thanks everyone!