Alright, finally made it down to south FL for mango procurement and tasting. This experience was postponed for nearly 3 years due to "The Rona." Monkeypox be damned, I spent 3 days hunting mangos and other tropical fruit, battling online reservations, driving up and down the coast, and dealing with flight delays and cancellations. I even bought a gym bag from Goodwill so I could lug nearly 40lbs of mangos home in a carry on, like a goddamn coke dealer.
I will supplement this adventure with reviews of the Mango booty because....why the hell not? I love it when other people post their opinions, so here are some more from another source.
Here's an image of the partial haul after I consumed a few of the really ripe ones.
