what about using a scoop of ash on each plant. Is there any reason not to? I have lots of ash piles from where I burned all the brush. I know it is PH alkaline but a small amount top dressed maybe ok?
I tried ash on some plants to try to stimulate flowering, various amounts. They were all eugenias and jaboticabas and stuff which like acidic conditions. They all suffered immediately and I had to dig it out by hand. If you're using ash, use very little in my opinion. I dunno if it was cause it was oak ash (which is highly alkaline) or something? I won't do it again. It was also from my wood burning stove which incinerates more than it does leave "bio-char" with chunky bits of charcoal or something.
The best stuff I've used of late is the Down to Earth humic acids, langbenite, azomite etc. It makes an immediate noticeable improvement in any plant I put it on, the humic acid especially and it's really cheap at Greencoast Hydroponic stores ($9 for 5lb). There was a study I was reading about Humic acids where they increased the yield of peanuts by 87%. I bought a bunch after reading it and yeah, everything loves it. Blueberries - sapotes - jabos - eugenias - dragonfruit whatever. It apparently allows the plant to better absorb nutrients and I would say the proof is in the pudding for me.
I hear you on osmocote plastic bbs. I think they are bio-degradable like some airsoft bbs are but it will probably take a decade or something. It's kind of an eyesore.
The fertilizer I keep coming back to is regular old chicken manure from Home Depot (the yellow Lowe's bags are not as good as the Home Depot red bags) which have pine mulch mixed with chicken manure. It helps retain water as a mulch, it acidifies as it's pine, and it has good supply of N - then I top the manure with whatever fertilizer I have around and it seems to chelate or bond to the mulch and then slow dose. Hard to beat honestly.