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Title: Feed your trees with yourself... (you can only do it once:)
Post by: Saltcayman on April 13, 2015, 01:39:42 PM
Human composting-  if you want to really be part of your orchard, read below

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/04/14/science/a-project-to-turn-corpses-into-compost.html (http://www.nytimes.com/2015/04/14/science/a-project-to-turn-corpses-into-compost.html)
Title: Re: Feed your trees with yourself... (you can only do it once:)
Post by: Viking Guy on April 13, 2015, 01:55:26 PM
Have them plant you in an open field under a lone gingko.  You can then be remembered for more than a thousand years.  ;)

Multiple people could also use a single tree each year, and it could be known as the Tree of Souls or Tree of Many Faces... or the Tree of Unity.   ideas ideas!
Title: Re: Feed your trees with yourself... (you can only do it once:)
Post by: stuartdaly88 on April 13, 2015, 02:30:58 PM
Instead of a head atone plant a tree graveyards can rather be forests:)
Title: Re: Feed your trees with yourself... (you can only do it once:)
Post by: Coconut on April 13, 2015, 03:51:50 PM
Great ideas, free fertilizer and three dozen ghosts poltergeisting my backyard; hopefully they will protect my trees from fruit pests haunting my nights not like those worthless organa bags!  Nice to have more skeletons in my backyard than in my closets & perfectly legal for a change!  Now if My HOA approved and my six maltesese stop digging them out I am ready to go! 

Imagine my haunted house will be quite popular around Halloween with neigboorhood kids over for a sugarapple dunking contest!  I can stop watching all these Paranormal show late night and go in the backyard and have a ghost reality protocal over some fresh yerba mate tea!  Where do I get several containers of alfalfa to get started and I am sure some of my neighboors with one foot in the coffin are dying to get into my Garden of Eden?  Of couse my fart will exorcist any ghosts out of my house beside the living!😆👻👻👻

Like the Great Spirit said, all Choctaws will return to the Earth Mother and make the forest bloom with games!  🐗🐢🎣
Title: Re: Feed your trees with yourself... (you can only do it once:)
Post by: Viking Guy on April 13, 2015, 05:49:07 PM
Great ideas, free fertilizer and three dozen ghosts poltergeisting my backyard; hopefully they will protect my trees from fruit pests haunting my nights not like those worthless organa bags!  Nice to have more skeletons in my backyard than in my closets & perfectly legal for a change!  Now if My HOA approved and my six maltesese stop digging them out I am ready to go! 

Imagine my haunted house will be quite popular around Halloween with neigboorhood kids over for a sugarapple dunking contest!  I can stop watching all these Paranormal show late night and go in the backyard and have a ghost reality protocal over some fresh yerba mate tea!  Where do I get several containers of alfalfa to get started and I am sure some of my neighboors with one foot in the coffin are dying to get into my Garden of Eden?  Of couse my fart will exorcist any ghosts out of my house beside the living!😆👻👻👻

Like the Great Spirit said, all Choctaws will return to the Earth Mother and make the forest bloom with games!  🐗🐢🎣

Just perfect.  lol
Title: Re: Feed your trees with yourself... (you can only do it once:)
Post by: HMHausman on April 13, 2015, 05:57:02 PM
Human composting-  if you want to really be part of your orchard, read below

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/04/14/science/a-project-to-turn-corpses-into-compost.html (http://www.nytimes.com/2015/04/14/science/a-project-to-turn-corpses-into-compost.html)

This is something I am dying to try.
Title: Re: Feed your trees with yourself... (you can only do it once:)
Post by: FrankDrebinOfFruits on April 13, 2015, 06:07:30 PM
Why does it cost $2K to bury a body in woodchips? Is the cost for the woodchips?

It feels like another shake down on death tax. 
Title: Re: Feed your trees with yourself... (you can only do it once:)
Post by: fruitlovers on April 13, 2015, 06:23:59 PM
Why does it cost $2K to bury a body in woodchips? Is the cost for the woodchips?

It feels like another shake down on death tax.

It's not cheap to die any more. Better to hold off until you can afford it. HAHA
Title: Re: Feed your trees with yourself... (you can only do it once:)
Post by: jegpg1 on April 13, 2015, 06:25:43 PM
Heading to the cemetery to get me some compost   ;D
Title: Re: Feed your trees with yourself... (you can only do it once:)
Post by: fruitlovers on April 13, 2015, 06:28:26 PM
Heading to the cemetery to get me some compost   ;D

Brings new meaning to the term "grave robber".  ;)
Title: Re: Feed your trees with yourself... (you can only do it once:)
Post by: BigIslandGrower on April 13, 2015, 10:08:30 PM
Where do you work?  The urban death facility.   :o  What do you do there?  I heap wood shavings on dead bodies, and once in awhile stir up the heap. Ah yeah, nice talking with you!
Title: Re: Feed your trees with yourself... (you can only do it once:)
Post by: lyubomir16 on April 14, 2015, 03:12:27 PM
I think that is great, because of all the possible trees that can be made after that and also people can go see there relatives, becoming a tree, not some stone with most cases or worst to be burned so there relatives can have there ash. I think this is the best option.
Title: Re: Feed your trees with yourself... (you can only do it once:)
Post by: MangoFang on April 14, 2015, 06:20:34 PM
Yep, if ya don't have vultures around to feed, this is a great
option....the forest of simple souls is a GREAT idea....a stroll
among the greats.....wonder if a body like Eintstein's would
have more interesting micronutrients than the normal shlo-mo....

 ;)


Gary
Title: Re: Feed your trees with yourself... (you can only do it once:)
Post by: CTMIAMI on April 16, 2015, 01:27:15 PM
Grandma compost tea recipe has a new meaning :-\
Title: Re: Feed your trees with yourself... (you can only do it once:)
Post by: fruitlovers on April 16, 2015, 06:16:29 PM
Grandma compost tea recipe has a new meaning :-\

Ashes to ashes, earth to earth, fruit nuts to fruit nuts?  :-\  ;)